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Candy Bar vs. Miles Davis

The first thing I saw, the first thing I really saw, after I had had a moment to adjust my looking to everything I was seeing, was the udder of the great Holstein and the thin arc of milk expelling … Continue reading

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oh delightful procrastination

Big thanks to Rich. An abridged history of American-centric warfare, from WWII to present day, told through the foods of the countries in conflict.

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Gene Folderfeld vs. Ole Worm

(please follow this link to the Kircher Society.) In a very bizarre coincidence, some fiction I wrote years ago seems to have a real-world counterpart (which was completely unknown to me when I wrote the fiction). The good people over … Continue reading

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Obtund Mess vs. covertly unreal realistic

WHAT FOLLOWS IS A WORK OF FICTION (DAMMIT) [this is a reprint of memo 187_03.31.04] Obtund Mess: (1968-1972) Formed spontaneously on an acid trip gone somewhat awry in early 1968, the band became quickly famous for their impenetrably loopy psychedelic … Continue reading

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part n

I think it might be time to insert a note into these proceedings–a small bit of stepping out from behind the (what I see as) translucent curtain to wave and smile a little more clearly. We are working toward transparency … Continue reading

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toothsome vs. casserole

Diane had to explain three times to Geoff that teeth had nothing to do with it, but Geoff could not get it into his (thick) head that a woman might possibly know something he didn’t. Diane, who viewed chauvinism as … Continue reading

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help & vigilance vs. temerity & toejam

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Lake McConaughy vs. finger-banging Cindy Crawford

The picture shows a woman in three-quarters profile. The viewer mostly sees the back of her head and her hair pulled up into a small bun. It is possible, but barely, to discern a smile on her face. She is … Continue reading

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collectible porcelain vs. archimedean disambiguation

Pottery is generally made around the Chinese. Demand for unknown objects of all descriptions also includes a lead-based overcoat and today exclusively depicts scenes such as boats. Pottery is blue and white pottery generally made around the town. After the … Continue reading

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Super Grover Underoos vs. trebuchet

Daniel said he didn’t know the wolves were dangerous. He said he thought they were just “sharper dogs.” Marjorie spanked her dolly again and again because the dolly wouldn’t hold her pinkie finger just so while sipping tea. Frankie told … Continue reading

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