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"We take our laughter to the blackboard / With a calculus of pain" —Elvis Perkins (Heard on the train today from Angers to Paris) # "We must expect a long period of stupidity, of heart-breaking rhetoric, discomfort and maladroitness." —Gombrovicz … Continue reading →

3 pieces of mine are/will be up at http://www.wunderkammerpoetry.com/ ! A fantastic site curated by the inimitable @Dk_Watson !!! #fb # Monday is the new Saturday? #w00t #fb # Have you visited http://www.wunderkammerpoetry.com/ yet and read fabulous work by Valyntina … Continue reading →

@dmg541 DYSON! I've never had a more enjoyable vacuuming experience in my life! in reply to dmg541 # "But I now know that I am still hungry for writing and that from this hunger my thirst for remembering has passed." … Continue reading →

I am going to go to Saturn to get a phone. Finally. I'll let you know if I run into Sun Ra. #fb # Sehr ruhig in der Fakultät an einem Freitag Nachmittag. #fb # Powered by Twitter Tools

Kinder Überraschungs Eigelbe können nicht mehr geschossen werden?!?!?! #fb # I just saw a completely armless man wearing a button-down shirt, and was told that Tübingen has a relatively large armless population. #fb # Powered by Twitter Tools

Last week, "the editors of the OED traced OMG back to 1917." #HarpersReview #fb # Powered by Twitter Tools

"There'll be peace in the valley of death when I rise!" #fb # Powered by Twitter Tools

"I have never been so thrilled about being wrong." #studentpapers #fb # "It would be pleasant to be well graded, but it would be just as pleasant to not be well graded." #studentpapers # "As life progresses, one gets older." … Continue reading →

"Lastly, a mullet is classically known to symbolize business in the front and party in the back. . . ." #studentpapers #fb # Asleep around midnight. Awake again at a quarter to six. Dammit. #fb # Powered by Twitter Tools

Seen within 5 minutes of each other: 1. a motel with individual garages; 2. "Poet Biorefining." #fb # Powered by Twitter Tools