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• "166. Anything processed by memory is fiction." Is the obverse also true? #rh #
• "How can a work be considered fiction when there's no plot?" Please define "plot." #rh #
• Is it me, or did the book begin with a great deal of strength which is now fading some 70 pages in? #rh #
• RT @ericwareheim TAEAS,GJ! SEASON CINCO PREMIERES TONIGHT @ 12:30! Spread the love. RT this to the world! #
• J has the flu, and I have a lower grade variant. If I feel this awful, how horrible must she feel? #
• @timheidecker Good news, cigarette . . . ? http://bit.ly/a1fDtz #
• Horse Less Review #7 With work by Jess Wigent, Dave Wirthlin, Jen Denrow, Susan Scarlata, Erik Anderson, and me! http://bit.ly/c7ymvB #fb #
• In my feed, the following 2 retweets were separated by just one tweet. Comedy gold, or am I trying too hard? . . . #
• RT @marginalcomment Needs a big-boy haircut; is taking suggestions on where to go #
• RT @simonpegg My dog needs a haircut pronto but her guy is away. Any North London groomers wanna step up? Schnauzer cut knowledge essential. #
• Waylaid by illness, I now return to my project of "live" tweeting my notes on David Shields' new book _Reality Hunger_. #rh #fb #
• David Shields namechecks Robert Shields, the mad diarist: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Robert_Shields_(diarist) #rh #
• "but rather with an eye that roves," "the pleasure of a documentary intelligence"–and the eye, having walked, having writ, moved on. #rh #
• Sophie Calle Sophie Calle Sophie Calle Sophie Calle Sophie Calle (Shields namechecks but should perhaps be more ??? about it?) #rh #

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• Oddly and pointlessly both nervous and nauseous this morning. #fb #
• @theshoppedenver Just ate the s'mores please I brought home earlier. So good I could sit in it. #
• Watching my wife pack for a weeklong trip, reading Jean-Philippe Toussaint's The Bathroom, and wishing I had a cup of tea. #fb #
• "80. We kissed in the white corridor." #
• Drinking gin at 10 a.m. Early for a date because I misread the message. I won't feel foolish for long, I suppose. #
• @ebertchicago re: Khairy's review: A call for a return to mimesis in cinema in the world of Avatar is pretty damned ballsy (and right on). in reply to ebertchicago #
• Episode 6: "My brain grew all the way." http://axecop.com/index.php/acepisodes/read/episode_1 #fb #
• @cornelln That doesn't make any sense. If you don't read books now, you're not suddenly going to start now that you have a gadget. in reply to cornelln #
• @LairdHunt I also just received my copy. My fear is that it will make my dissertation moot. I mean, what? in reply to LairdHunt #
• People "live tweet" TV shows and webcasts. I am going to "live" tweet David Shields' new book Reality Hunger as I read it. #rh #
• Is the cover obnoxious or appropriate? It's Chip Kidd, so we know it's at least well-designed. #rh #
• a "manifesto," an abecedarium, a numbered list, a 4th element in this tweet. #rh #
• "32. The word 'novel' . . . meant the form of writing . . . that made up its own rules as it went along." Bakhtin not namechecked. Yet. #rh #
• "Panharmonicon" + German con artist + R. W. Emerson = me going back to the Emerson to do some research for my dissertation. #rh #
• "The novel of characters, though, belongs entirely to the past." I know what he means, but then who are these people in my book? #rh #
• "The present period is one of administrative numbers." He's talking about characters, but it's just as true in other contexts. #rh #
• "The life span of a fact is shrinking." Is this an indirect appropriation of Warhol's 15 minutes quotation? Or a direct one? Either way. #rh #
• If all or some of the previous is "actually" Robbe-Grillet, is my question moot? There's no date listed. Does it matter? #rh #
• "58. My medium is prose, not the novel." (Sebald) Yes. Exactly. #rh #
• I'm afraid I'm not well-read enough (???) to effectively argue with this book. I will try anyway. Please tell me if I'm wrong. #rh #
• "'it's just fiction,' a vacuous but prevalent dismissal akin to criticizing someone with his own name"(Marcus). I write "little stories" #rh #
• "Art is a conversation, not a patent office. The citation of sources belongs to the realms of journalism and scholarship, not art." #rh #
• This undertaking has already affected the way I take notes/think about taking notes. #rh #
• "If you think the heart is deceitful above all things, you should meet the author." Dear Reader, I love you. ;) #rh #
• "He should have said, '. . . . I created a person meaner, funnier, more filled with life than I could ever be.'" (about James Frey) #rh #
• vs. #
• "The so-called life one finds in novels . . . is not truer . . . and its people . . . are less intricate, less free, less full."-Barthes #rh #
• "His point appears to be that nothing is beneath interest." The "he" (or she) could be any of the great novelists. #rh #
• "Attention equals life or is its only evidenc" (O'Hara). Maybe trite, but writing is a deepening of attention. #rh #
• "Life isn't about saying the tight thing; life is about failing." Failure is a fiction we tell ourselves. #rh #

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• If doing the On Demand Body by Jake insanity workout until I couldn't really breathe isn't a V-Day present, I don't know what is. #fb #
• Woke up to 3" of surprise snow. Right now, the sun is shining and it's still snowing! #fb #
• @Colter_Burkey Exciting! Will you share? in reply to Colter_Burkey #
• I tip at Starbucks not because they make good coffee, but because the people who work there have to deal with people all day. #fb #
• @Colter_Burkey So very very good! May I blog it? (that, right now, seems an intensely weird question) in reply to Colter_Burkey #
• Failed to jumpstart a friend's car this morning. That's a loss of 5 man points. #fb #
• I'm reading tonight with Joanna Ruocco! Infos here: http://www.rocket2nowhere.com/blahg/2010/02/12/second-advanced-notice-reading/ #fb #

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• I wish I were still sitting in the hot springs pool while snow was falling on me. #fb #
• I think I will miss my car today. #fb #
• Tied for first place at pub quiz nite! Many thanks to Jen S., Maria, Jess, Frank, Kim, Michelle, & the Quizmaster! #fb #
• Is it really too much to expect that a major north/south artery be served by a bus more often than every half hour? #fb #
• Now, I can update three services at once! And be more connected! But to what? #fb #
• Waiting for 20k files to copy and watching Harvey Keitel in Bad Lieutenant. He just shot his car radio. #fb #
• Currently afraid my bike will fall off the rack on the front of the bus and be eaten with a horrible, screeching crunch. #fb #
• @Colter_Burkey You don't need my permission. Please send me a copy of the finished picture! in reply to Colter_Burkey #

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• RT @LairdHunt RT @DCloyceSmith: I wish certain indy booksellers were as supportive of indy publishers. (Walking the walk, and all that.) #
• Thanks to JT for the link: http://www.yhchang.com/FIRST_WORKSHOP_EVER.html #fb #
• The shuffle today is showing a not unwelcome preference for Morrissey. @tierack #fb #
• Jen's friend from high school is telling me that Al Jourgensen was once very rude to her. What?! #

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• @marginalcomment No, but I think your tweet qualifies as a hamm-fisted attempt at humor. in reply to marginalcomment #
• Sitting at Car Max, and waiting for an offer on a car I'd keep if I really wanted to continue not being able to afford it. #fb #
• Just sold my car to CarMax. Kinda sad. Kinda free. Kinda richer than I was an hour ago. #fb #
• Mmmmm, Katzenzungen! Die habe ich fast alle gegessen! #fb #
• Today has already been too full and it's only noon. The magic trick J did with the cat earlier was much appreciated though. #fb #
• @LairdHunt The most fun, beautiful, and perfectly useless ones! in reply to LairdHunt #
• I prefer to think JD Salinger has just decided to become extra reclusive. (via @hodgman) #
• Pondering a nyctaloptic palmiped. #
• RT @cornelln Brilliant yet obvious,completely true. Why iPad matters: Future Shock: http://bit.ly/ce4m5f /via @fraserspeirs #

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• Have spent much of the day working on Cubicle Deathmatch. #fb #
• Damn that was cold! #fb #
• In the meditative brainlessness that is cycling, I completely forgot about the Katzenzungen Joan gave me. A surprise in my backpack! #

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• @do_or_diy I have had the M page hanging in my cubicle or house for the last 5 years. Can't wait to hear the mp3. in reply to do_or_diy #
• 10 miles on the bike. A good class. Cigar and bourbon on the front porch. A fantastic graphic novel. A call from a good friend. #fb #
• Every Man for Himself, and God Against All. #fb #
• I was very tired. Then I got into bed. #fb #
• I questioned my decision to ride this morning when I realized my crotch was cold. #fb #
• @achewood I can't begin to tell you how happy I am to find "gruntle" in the dictionary. You have made my day again. Thanks! in reply to achewood #

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• I will be tweeting an entire book starting January 4. Please follow, and tell others to too. Happy New Year! (via @SusanScarlata) #
• I should have used the RT convention on the previous tweet so as to avoid confusion. Follow @susanscarlata !!! #
• @hodgman The OED lists "materteral" as "humorous. rare." in reply to hodgman #
• Students expect their instructors to be a little scatterbrained, right? #
• I just heard the phrase, "the pedagogy of terror." Chilling and wonderful. #
• Alan Watts on Nothingness: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dLrMVous0Ac #
• Car battery dead. In a cab and late to work. #fb #
• Now on a bus with at least two incredibly beautiful and well-dressed people. #fb #
• @marginalcomment No, no. I was in the middle somewhere. in reply to marginalcomment #
• Go see the Cliff Evans video installation in the art building at DU. Go. See. It. #fb #

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• There were just 6 children under the age of 5 in the locker room–all screaming. Hooray for noise canceling earphones. #fb #
• transubstantiation #
• @Colter_Burkey It's a key word in the book I'm reading. in reply to Colter_Burkey #
• rhinoceroseses #
• @Colter_Burkey No, it was a key word in the song stuck in my head. in reply to Colter_Burkey #
• About to finish reading a novel by Paweł Huelle. I wonder how he pronounces it. #fb #
• Watched 4 episodes of Dr. Who today. Now to spend some quality time with Patrik Ourednik (while my wife works on her expense reports). #fb #
• A picture of my lovely wife and me can be found at http://sweaterwrecks.com/ #
• She said, "My fingers are dainty like knives." #
• Pie crawls, apparently. #
• "Did you know Lawence Welk music is so fast it can exhaust you" http://twitpic.com/w500n #

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