- I was trying to save you some time looking, not ruin your morning/life. #theresonlyonejaminthefridge #
- I will now grill lots of meat and also maybe some vegetables. I own a house and will eventually become Saturday Man! #
- Dollar tacos at Mezcal! #
- During my 5 mile ride in 90 degree heat just now, I tried to remember the blizzard of one month ago. #whitherspring? #
- Do members of Congress ever submit anything in a way other than “humbly”? #
- @LairdHunt Where does Mr. Eugenides draw the line? Considering its pub. date, is not Herzog experimental in its traditionalism? Too easy? in reply to LairdHunt #
- @hudspkl All dichotomies are false. They are an oversimplification of the world. You need a polychotomy tattoo. in reply to hudspkl #
- About to read a story entitled “The Snorks Fight the Smurfs.” #
- My new grill and I produced the food in the linked picture for dinner tonight! http://yfrog.com/0xi8wj #
- I don’t like having to iron pants. Or anything for that matter. #
- “An earful” in this case does not, unfortunately, mean “of sound.” #
- Clark Davis: “Yes, urgent ears brook no delay.” (Thanks, Clark) #
- My laziness is only outweighed by my inability to concentrate. #
- Mama’s Little Yella Pils. In the can. That’s right. And good too! #
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