- Sitting in the dentist chair. I’m told I need a night guard and a crown. #
- “Because talking to your dad’s spirit at his grave is totally normal, right?” #
- @cornelln I’m sorry Ms. Morrisette, but coincidence and irony are not the same thing. in reply to cornelln #
- @tierack Let’s say this succeeds. You’re then going to move this cat to Manhattan?! in reply to tierack #
- Why haven’t I read Voltaire before now? Likely because in this, the best of all possible worlds, I wasn’t meant to find him until now. #
- “We are the machines of Providence.” #
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