Monthly Archives: September 2008

If Sarah Palin has given us nothing else, she’s given us a great deal of really smart, really funny writing. To wit: But watching Palin’s speech, I had no doubt that I was witnessing a historic, iconic performance. The candidate … Continue reading →

Now, let us discuss the Élites. There are two kinds of folks: Élites and Regulars. Why people love Sarah Palin is, she is a Regular. That is also why they love me. She did not go to some Élite Ivy … Continue reading →

because of perfectly balanced sentences like this one: The wife of international banker Sir Evelyn de Rothschild endorsed McCain for president because she finds Barack Obama to be an elitist.

“Sarah Palin Naked” by Michael Seitzman She said “nucular.” Twice. I realized three things tonight. For one, if you are a McCain/Palin/Bush voter, you and I do not have a difference of opinion. We have a difference in brain power. … Continue reading →

This morning at 4:00 a.m., I was awakened by a noise. I got up, checked the house, found nothing, and went back to bed. As I was falling asleep again, I heard the rain and thought, “Oh, it’s raining.” I … Continue reading →

Waaay back in the year 2000, my good friend Ryan and I made a series of drawings all based around a maniacally grinning man (?) in a Charlie Brown Shirt and sporting puppets. Ryan was responsible for the drawing, and … Continue reading →