Monthly Archives: March 2006

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Last week at work, I wrote 100 blurbs. That, of course, is nothing–Our good man LeCroque had to write upwards of 300 of them. Regardless, I wrote 100, one-sentence descriptions for 100 different products in the following format: Product X … Continue reading →

Kenny G of WFMU fame (rather than the one who makes sweet, sweet love to a soprano saxaphone–or at least rather than the one who is famous for making sweet, sweet love to a soprano saxaphone) has been playing a … Continue reading →

When my mother saw the above photo, she said, “What a shiny head you have!” I have been (re)reading (and thoroughly enjoying) 39 Microlectures: In Proximity of Performance by Matthew Goulish which contains an entire chapter (microlecture) on hair. In … Continue reading →

1. That one teeny, tiny, small guy lost consciousness during his post-lunch brushing, and fell to the floor with toothpaste tube still in hand. Unknowingly, the janitorial staff swept him behind the trash can, while he continued squeezing unconsciously. 2. … Continue reading →

A friend of mine, Megan, has just had three very short (may god forgive us for the terms micro- and flash-fiction (?)) published on the Conjunctions website. They are tight, controlled, funny, and just weird enough to make you scratch … Continue reading →