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the best $15 I’ve spent all year
Take your business to: Lakeview Rubber Stamp Co. 4316 North Lincoln Avenue Chicago, IL 60618 773.539.1525
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solving for x
Last week at work, I wrote 100 blurbs. That, of course, is nothing–Our good man LeCroque had to write upwards of 300 of them. Regardless, I wrote 100, one-sentence descriptions for 100 different products in the following format: Product X … Continue reading
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Kenny G needs your help!
Kenny G of WFMU fame (rather than the one who makes sweet, sweet love to a soprano saxaphone–or at least rather than the one who is famous for making sweet, sweet love to a soprano saxaphone) has been playing a … Continue reading
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defined by a lack?
When my mother saw the above photo, she said, “What a shiny head you have!” I have been (re)reading (and thoroughly enjoying) 39 Microlectures: In Proximity of Performance by Matthew Goulish which contains an entire chapter (microlecture) on hair. In … Continue reading
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The men’s restroom smells like toothpaste–theorize:
1. That one teeny, tiny, small guy lost consciousness during his post-lunch brushing, and fell to the floor with toothpaste tube still in hand. Unknowingly, the janitorial staff swept him behind the trash can, while he continued squeezing unconsciously. 2. … Continue reading
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Conjecture as to the origin of the AHP MS
When Wilfrid Nichyov first saw the A Historical Personages (AHP) manuscript, he immediately considered the 20th Century Francsinca friar Hammond Bacon as its possible author. He then embarked on a thorough study of the MS’s history, in the hope of … Continue reading
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“the lone chanteuse on a frazzled stage”
A friend of mine, Megan, has just had three very short (may god forgive us for the terms micro- and flash-fiction (?)) published on the Conjunctions website. They are tight, controlled, funny, and just weird enough to make you scratch … Continue reading
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