Imagination isn’t required for what I’m about to do. No fairies or sprites will be harmed during the performance. As a last-ditch effort, I might ask you to remove your hats. Please look up. What you are about to see may astound or amaze you. What you are about to see, ladies and gentlemen, what you are about to see . . .
Mistakes are not made. They are allowed to happen. The punch will land directly between the eyes, and right on the bridge of the nose. There will be dancing after the show. The lights will tremble. A flock of boomerangs will come home to roost.
Ladies and Gentlemen! Ladies! Do not fear! Do not run screaming from the building! Everything is true. Man achieved flight through trial and error. Allowance and mistake. The plates will not harm you! This is the Ninth Plan. The Ninth Circle. Please!
The satellites have been reading newspapers over your shoulder. This is how they get their news. I ask now that you remove your hats and fling them into the air. Watch closely! Blind as a bat is not a metaphor. Do you see? Helicopters are also called whirlybirds.
song: “Flying Saucer Boogie” by Eddie Cletro
“ITS JUST IMAGINATION……….”
“FLYIN SAUCER BOOGIE” BY EDDIE CLETRO