New Zodiac: The Tenacious, Stubborn, Scrappy and Unbelievably Gorgeous Reporter

6:14 p.m. – 8:14 p.m.

You are tenacious, stubborn, scrappy and unbelievably gorgeous. You have a terrible knack for getting yourself, and therefore anyone who cares for you, into unbelievable amounts of trouble. This usually happens simply because you are satisfying some whimsical itch of curiosity—or because you have a fanatical wish to die at the hands of those upon whom you eavesdrop. You never stop talking, asking questions, making editorial asides, or prying into the affairs of others. Your grammar is impeccable. You crave the attention of the strong, but may be lulled into a delirious state of arousal by the absurdly intelligent. You are secretly a filthy slut. Conversely, it is no secret whatsoever that you are the single most annoying person with whom your friends and colleagues have any contact.