12:15 p.m. – 2:14 p.m.
Despite the fact that an all-star team of designers (hand-picked by an all-star team of designer pickers) spent years agonizing over each and every last one of your particular particulars, and despite the fact that you were crafted with care from the very best and finest and most expensive materials available, and despite the fact the head of the office of the government’s official office in charge of the office of ergonomically correct ergonomics regularly sings your praises (alleluia to the highest!), the fact remains that you are breaking the backs of cubicle-bound office workers the world round. Congratulations.
