New Zodiac: The Gravy

10:15 a.m. – 12:14 p.m.

You are savory and delicious, made out of the most desirable and yummy stuff. That which makes things taste good is reconstituted within you, and amplified—liquefied! You have no detractors; everyone loves you. There is nothing in the world that matches the level of comfort you provide. Just look at those tasty lumps! Filled with delectable morsels, you improve anything through simple contact. Sadly, no amount of oatmeal can prevent the massive, fatal coronary which will inevitably follow said contact.

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