Monthly Archives: October 2005

10:15 a.m. – 12:14 p.m. You are savory and delicious, made out of the most desirable and yummy stuff. That which makes things taste good is reconstituted within you, and amplified—liquefied! You have no detractors; everyone loves you. There is … Continue reading →

8:15 a.m. – 10:14 a.m. Your devotion to your own feces is what makes you efficient. And clean. Clean and efficient.

6:15 a.m. – 8:14 a.m. The extra roll of toilet paper in your bathroom is covered by the skirts of a Southern Belle doll. The needlepoint pillow on your couch shows a kitten hanging from a branch and the caption, … Continue reading →

4:15 a.m. – 6:14 a.m. You are green. You are nutritious. You are roughage. You are good with senior citizens, but not so good with children. You look like a tree, but are more easily felled. You are particularly tasty … Continue reading →

2:15 a.m. – 4:14 a.m. You are stylish, social, and effete. You ride the crest of the wave of any particular fashion, discerning it before it swells, and discarding it before it breaks. You are a simpering fop, not particularly … Continue reading →

12:15 a.m. – 2:14 a.m. You are obtuse and stubborn to a fault. Nothing ever pleases you. Quick to anger, you are nevertheless incredibly lazy. Even in the most dire of circumstances, you insist on lying dormant, dreaming of your … Continue reading →

After a much too long and perhaps overly dramatic pause in posting here at rocket to nowhere, I am pleased to announce that activity is resuming. Over the next several weeks, this blog will be presenting a New Zodiac (created … Continue reading →