cubicle deathmatch

magnets (all sizes) vs. half-width closing carts (all sizes)
six-inch Bowie knife vs. titanium flashlight
collectible porcelain vs. archimedean disambiguation
help & vigilance vs. temerity & toejam
telephonic etiquette vs. mad skeelz
Super Grover Underoos vs. trebuchet
toothsome vs. casserole
leather gloves vs. vast array of microwave amplifiers
candy bar vs. Miles Davis
Goat Island vs. the Family Circus
Extraneous Canes Among the Down & Out vs. Gonging the Falloon
cuticle shards vs. appleseed
haiku vs. ∞+1
new shorts vs. Batman tattoos
W.G. Sebald vs. small, green, steno pads
chocolate sprinkles vs. Aristotelian logic
debutante vs. Cincinnati
Lake McConaughy vs. finger-banging Cindy Crawford
gazebo vs. chapter 55
unlash wheel vs. ornery ninja elf
Nalgene vs. Thomas de Zengotita
airborne vs. sullen
miniature blue furniture vs. Bound Stems
blood stains vs. an treuell
Obtund Mess vs. covertly unreal realistic
Bob Newhart vs. Gemuetlichkeit

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5 Responses to cubicle deathmatch

  1. Anonymous says:

    unlash wheel is a wimp. i could take him with a bittle lum.

  2. sh says:

    be careful, however, that Wilhelm Ulna Awhiles doesn’t bash your head against a sturb cone . . .

  3. Anonymous says:

    …while chewing a gunk of hum.

  4. crawwwwwwk says:
  5. Anonymous says:

    how much counterweight is allowed on the trebuchet?

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