Monthly Archives: May 2005

I woke up this morning after dreams of slipping and falling. I don’t remember hearing the coffee-maker grind the beans. I did hear my alarm. I did toss a cat off the bed. I got out of bed, went to … Continue reading →

From: sh To: social cc: Subject: I’m selling some things I’m selling off some things I have collected over my lifetime. I have them in my cube if anyone is interested. I will deliver to the LW building if necessary … Continue reading →

[letterhead] Wednesday, May 11, 2005 Dear Ms. Furey, I would hereby like to offer my sincere thanks for your sincere apology, despite the fact that said apology was wholly and completely unnecessary: There is a time for picking nits, and … Continue reading →

Ornery Ninja Elf, The: (1975-present) Spontaneously generated in 1975 when a young Japanese girl (and martial arts expert) of Irish heritage ate an entire box of radioactive Lucky Charms, the Ornery Ninja Elf has devoted her life to saving the … Continue reading →

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