the ornery ninja elf post

version 1:

Oh, come now, come now, you can’t possibly expect me to believe that– Relative to every other every, there’s a–there’s a– No, not at all–no, at all, no. Even when you can’t speak (especially when you can’t speak), it’s just that–well, it’s just that I– Right, I’ve never reconsidered even one single– You must believe me if I say, if I should say–

No, not at all–no, at all, no. If I should say–if perhaps I should maybe say–if perhaps– No, all of it, you should–all of it–yes–each and every last– Jump, you intoned–jump now. And what did I say–what was it I said?

Even if I might say–or even perhaps if you might, because you might, mightn’t you–mightn’t you say? Laughter, lust, and like are like–and then are also like–but still, come now, come now–now– Funny, isn’t it, that I might say, and it might be said by–funny that it might be–isn’t it–said?

version 2:

Jump, you intoned–jump now. Even when you can’t speak (especially when you can’t speak), it’s just that–well, it’s just that I– No, not at all–no, at all, no. No, not at all–no, at all, no. If I should say–if perhaps I should maybe say–if perhaps– Funny, isn’t it, that I might say, and it might be said by–funny that it might be–isn’t it–said? Even if I might say–or even perhaps if you might, because you might, mightn’t you–mightn’t you say? Relative to every other every, there’s a–there’s a–

No, all of it, you should–all of it–yes–each and every last– And what did I say–what was it I said? You must believe me if I say, if I should say– Laughter, lust, and like are like–and then are also like–but still, come now, come now–now– Oh, come now, come now, you can’t possibly expect me to believe that– Right, I’ve never reconsidered even one single–