Here is a list of names of “people” who have sent me mail (read: spam):
Gangrene Q. Surplice
Currycombs K. Pursued
Gearboxes S. Tasmania
Freemason A. Implausible
Miter L. Anesthetic
Keyword D. Detonate
Misogyny R. Urethrae
Drunker U. Myopia
Monoxide S. Prokofiev
Grope E. Virgo
Ostracism K. Matted
Patriarchs D. Juvenile
Respectables C. Modulates
Discomfited G. Troyes
Turfing T. Debauchery
Esmerelda B. Slothing
Luxurient P. Bent
Milliner H. Maunder
Audacity T. Hurl
Generates I. Garrison
Sprees M. Saturnalia
Limpidity J. Vibrates
Giraffes D. Possible
Fruitfulness I. Kippers
Woven C. Pleasurably
Syndrome C. Disapproval
Bellwether G. Cursed
Rehabs U. Ostrich
Hinged T. Rupture
Apollo A. Homebodies
Sugary P. Dunlap
Volgograd R. Wigner
Vulgarism F. Forty
Decanting J. Niamey
Wonderland D. Transitively
Humiliation T. Environment
Cohabit B. Bunkum
Impinging I. Dismayed
Ham G. Thoroughfares
Umbilicus U. Greenback
Danger Q. Carolina
Taunted L. Forgers
Loudest P. Braziers
Duplicating T. Lacunae
Pandora H. Sappings
Destructiveness Q. Bite
Cantankerous A. Rebroadcasting
Marinading E. Sauntered
Recessional O. Blockbuster
Bursar T. Empathizes
Periscope D. Mallory
Squish H. Swallowtail
Retake B. Apia
Aspirant L. Sill
Dyslexic C. Married
Peridontal C. Mechanizes
Requests J. Detached
Necessarily B. Mannikin
Ease Q. Pail
Aileron M. Philologist
Permafrost L. Coauthor
Bankbook H. Writhed
Wiener A. Peking
Thunderbolt M. Emphatically
Seductive U. Housecoat
Leeching L. Pendulums
Hip C. Briar
Topmost O. Paleontologist
Bricklayers D. Periwinkles
Seminary I. Runniest
Its H. Foghorns
Stuffiness Q. Abrogation
Latisha U. Crate
Bonanza Q. Whinier
Fibbing L. Mini
Poultry L. Kangaroo
Proceeds M. Rwanda
Gruesome O. Quietude
Dowel A. Sin
Pills F. Staunchest
Quantifies I. Epistle
Partaker I. Hustled
Pillow Q. Parties
Estimated H. Prospector
Treachery A. Cosy
Oddball M. Booking
Kngwarreye K. Quixotism
Thirstiest C. Haircut
Maximizer R. Choristers
Recuperates K. Grasps
Middleweight D. Congealing
Tuskegee H. Motor
Ugly O. Quasar
Providence E. Doodad
Orangutans F. Landward
Honoring J. Whitefield
Roentgen S. Mollified
Deployed C. Kalamazoo
Decay H. Phrases
Hospitality T. Steamy
Dweller P. Flatulent
Clingy H. Whites
Canaveral J. Activity
Shrinkage T. Hatter
They K. Fingering
Phantasies G. Classical
Thirtieths D. Vigilantes
Liftoffs Q. Larboard
Memorized D. Sybaritic
Kublai A. Keeled
Muddle M. Gestures
Terraces S. Stunted
Substratum R. Shuffling
Duck V. Unfairness
Luisa M. Centimeter
Remoteness H. Twitters
Influencing M. Betrays
Washer H. Appliance
Kidnapping J. Sawn
Redeveloped S. Feared
Boundary F. Dynamite
Unbelievably J. Citrous
Firebombs S. Salvatore
Hinterland O. Lusciousness
Buffaloed V. Almighty
Befogged U. Cruel
Mulch K. Cloistered
Advisable J. Instead
Vegetables H. Crawford
Carousel F. Misdeed
Capitulate E. Photosynthesis
Dysfunctions T. Comanche
Cranial B. Vilifies
Gridlock F. Paradigmatic
Tabernacles O. Football
Hearse M. Rationality
Smell B. Cruisers
Summarizing H. Mosaic
Intoxicants R. Corroborative
Terpsichore H. Benelux
Jalousie J. Coking
Acrostic K. Milker
Upsets C. Compendium
Euphemisms P. Shotgun
Secrecy R. Remanded
Licentiate R. Lamaseries
Preens I. Economists
Cortisone P. Briefness
Vastly P. Reacts
Stampeded E. Reign
Wrestling I. Undesirability
Steamboat L. Shortcuts
Grendel P. Windsors
Individualist F. Idioms
Included Q. Myles
Arousing S. Damneder
Thwarting A. Dogies
Underpass K. Louse
Fight H. Eiderdown
Slavers T. Lily
Rabelais F. Pledged
Bluenoses K. Bret
Caucasus P. Enormousness
Partake Q. Bushed
Expressiveness R. Umbel
Sabotage P. Epsilon
Beleaguering B. Abnormalities
Vessel H. Demographic
Jobber S. Deceasing
Spotty A. Symbol
Prude C. Serge
Uncritical H. Fuss
Patienter O. Savanna
Stirrups L. Rejoin
Inadvertent H. Guadalajara
Shenanigan O. Judith
Pippin H. Wasatch
Shelby J. Modifier
Sheraton H. Notoriety
Chigger H. Valuable
Autobiography I. Topological
Naturally P. Specifications
Aberrations U. Appointee
Finding K. Limit
Ayatollahs B. Molars
Regenerative K. Essaying
Surged H. Antigone
Soprano V. Beholder
Separating A. Rediscover
Medias D. Menfolk
Cameo H. Novel
Interweaving H. Rood
Misplace A. Loftiness
Skiffs D. Flipped
Subversives M. Amalgamates
Tinderboxes J. Martiza
Leaves U. Simulate
Briny T. Preciosity
Employ F. Blavatsky
Premonition D. Slavic
Jensen H. Paramount
Kroger I. Trouser
Deviltry P. Dustiness
Tactician C. Viburnum
Suspects I. Kindling
Crematorium B. Brightest
Col U. Sap
Offends D. Sarcoma
Aggravation C. Saladin
Eye K. Sociologist
Purifying L. Unhorsed
Hiccupped M. Countryman
Snickers H. Politicking
Sighing P. Artifice
Commonwealths K. Levitt
Eyepiece H. Ruptures
Calcine J. Mamma
Faithful C. Awaiting
Graphing C. Cutups
Imposter U. Fierce
Doonesbury B. Judging
Pisses T. Araguaya
Charioteered A. Mortise
Star G. Abounding
Entreaty C. Kitakyushu
Seabed D. Interpretive
Siamese O. Hosea
Avalanche E. Hierarchy
Courthouse L. Appallingly
Parroting C. Murphy
Webster J. Sassoon
Channels F. Queuing
Defames K. Arraignment
Solaced V. Airiest
Norton H. Girlhood
Falsifies R. Harbinger
Skylab Q. Teal
Conformation M. Motorboats
Americana Q. Scaramouch
Promoting P. Memorizes
Styx R. Excretion
Calculator V. Memorably
Violoncello B. Baser
Pockmark I. Pretending
Transfiguring H. Phenomenas
Bed M. Cytoplasm
Wisher J. Zeniths
Bentley V. Caretaker
Fecundity L. Appall
Diamond F. Turnips
Rescinded R. Triumvirates
Quiches S. Gingivitis
Campsite U. Indentures
Roughage M. Pursuer
Jinan I. Sagan
Kneeing C. Secluded
Inconsolable U. Pasteurize
Caged H. Sapphire
Typeface R. Gameness
Laughably J. Guile
Hangman M. Brownsville
Abridged F. Hatcheries
Lyceum H. Moist
Ornithology T. Tenfold
Stagflation Q. Indentures
Dunks S. Microsoft
Inscribe J. Scarecrows
Probably V. Openings
Gladdest B. Acrobatic
Unsightliness O. Derogating
Tiptoes H. Volvo
Weaseled K. Lilian
Pendulum B. Enveloping
Palmolive G. Retracts
Footnote I. Underexposed
Hawking V. Saboteur
Overlies Q. Lyre
Gershwin K. Blotted
Overjoys S. Disassociated
Pillaging C. Libya
Conservatively R. Thereto
Vanguard O. Pendulums
Resurrected C. Rivaled
Defoliant H. Mallow
Sharron A. Delawares
Handing U. Exported
Balusters B. Isinglass
Linseed R. Bewilders
Lander S. Fuck
Victory C. Dormant
Irrelevance H. Rend
Smoothness G. Evasions
Longhand P. Ameslan
Licensee D. Tarragon
Ecology S. Coked
Wheelchairs F. Rightfully
Rodes B. Procrastinators
Nicaragua H. Bogged
Processing D. Overages
Duchamp C. Constant
Transgress G. Periling
Payoff E. Nasal
Characterizations D. Lucite
Knuckleheads A. Lampblack
Raiments K. Womanize
Disparity U. Acid
Accusation H. Slipper
Barnabas A. Hankerings
Arty D. Botanical
Moocher H. Sorceress
Replenish U. Bivouac
Cheapest D. Reinstate
Cyclone P. Propound
Prioritizes A. Deeming
Disavow H. Surprisings
Nightmarish K. Carlton
Perceived S. Vulva
Wooziness F. Inducing
Figueroa A. Automatics
Namibia A. Investigate
Lassos M. Flynn
Simpleton O. Promulgation
Currencies I. Ganglia
Myriad R. Discernment
Consecrated K. Headphone
Conquistador I. Fold
Vaguely Q. Indirection
Fanatacism K. Diaphragms
Delve P. Nightingale
Emeritus V. Joggles
Milne A. Advertisers
Kosygin R. Exercised
Ferguson I. Lefter
Iodized U. Exit
Dizzily H. Ernie
Savanna I. Blame
Dematerialization B. Crookes
Shitty C. Irritations
Disheartening L. Spotlessly
Roadbeds F. Enigma
Sopwith J. Aver
Oxyacetylene F. Santa
Hazardous C. Overprint
Fur I. Kali
Kithed A. Diphtheria
Dispel C. Blanketing
Ochre M. Disputing
Mantle S. Flatter
Sinai S. Seismographic
Sandmen Q. Finishes
Eventide J. Trailing
Braggers B. Doorbell
Currycomb H. Fantasying
Inelegant U. Keen
Refreshing T. Allegiances
Extensive I. Plenitude
Diversities I. Ball
Nightlife L. Rawalpindi
Learns M. Antofagasta
Puzzler T. Limo
Misidentifying V. Wrongs
Nerve V. Placarded
Raul C. Ruminated
Bravo F. Mobilized
Mousier H. Dappled
Defrosts O. Litmus
Haman K. Acolyte
Jidda F. Jeeps
Muddied Q. Safflower
Break K. Summoner
Garage O. Primes
Merriam V. Unendurable
Creation S. Reapplying
Nordic G. Pierce
Trump F. Mice
Pumpkin T. Flinching
Bounder J. Traded
Belmopan G. Archer
Spasmodically F. Bloom
Shrilly H. Canker
Azalea T. Succession
Pedicured D. Picnicker
Pluckiness F. Intelligibility
Garnishee Q. Brawler
Courier H. Perk
Casey E. Frenching
Blahs R. Meyerbeer
Bandanna H. Beards
Sells H. Altercation
Chumming V. Cloverleaf
Gaggle H. Approval
Costliness S. Angus
Veldt G. Consequently
Finland C. Puritanism
Godly I. Maples
Bloated I. Okinawa
Bertha A. Abouts
Milksops I. Turbot
Engagingly H. Jazz
Debauching Q. Tangoing
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Eventually, I will figure out what this (this blahg) is for. And when I say “what for,” I mean “what I want to do with.” Or do I? I suppose, no matter what, I’m–ah–developing content. (I whited these words out because they no longer really applied to the blog as a whole, but since they’re still applicable to the original post, I didn’t delete them.)
The subject line in the email from Peridontal C. Mechanizes was this: “Re: Detailed guide on how to make weomn to have real orgasm”