Monthly Archives: March 2005

forgive me blogger, for I have sinned

Posted on March 31, 2005 by sh

“I’ve never had to deal with this before, so I apologize. . . .” –an unidentified caller to 911 in suburban Milwaukee, WI, after a gunman walked into a hotel church service and shot several people, killing seven. I am … Continue reading →

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“So you’re–ah–developing content.” -rdh

Posted on March 30, 2005 by sh

Here is a list of names of “people” who have sent me mail (read: spam): Gangrene Q. Surplice Currycombs K. Pursued Gearboxes S. Tasmania Freemason A. Implausible Miter L. Anesthetic Keyword D. Detonate Misogyny R. Urethrae Drunker U. Myopia Monoxide … Continue reading →

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today was a rough day, but this ain’t no diary

Posted on March 29, 2005 by sh

“The more one studies the problem, the more fascinated one becomes and incidentally the more one postulates a cerebral norm.” -Flann O’Brien

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mix cd

Posted on March 27, 2005 by sh

1. Type Slowly—Pavement 2. Hate To Say I Told You So—The Hives 3. Eu E Voce (Me And You)—Stan Getz 4. Make It Hot—Mirah 5. Everything’s Gone Green—New Order 6. Marching Pink Elephants—Carl Stalling 7. Once In A Lifetime—Talking Heads … Continue reading →

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why is the rocket going nowhere?

Posted on March 24, 2005 by sh

“And he sensed percolating from the kitchen, humble, squalid, time-marking human thought, marking time in one spot, always in one spot, going round and round, in circles, as if they were dizzy but couldn’t stop. as if they were nauseated … Continue reading →

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inauguration

Posted on March 23, 2005 by sh

inaugurate vt [L inauguratus, pp. of inaugurare, lit., to practice augury, fr. in- + augurare to augur; fr. the rites connected with augury] (1606) 1: to induct into an office with suitable ceremonies 2 a: to dedicate ceremoniously: observe formally … Continue reading →

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